Elementary kids have iphones. When I was a kid, I put glue on my hands just so I could peel it off when it dried.
Friday March 20st, 2020
Hello Beloved.
Please take the next 5 minutes to unplug your mind from the matrix of thoughts that you have to think about throughout your day. This is not time to solve the world's problems, this is time to laugh at fart jokes and cat videos.
At the bottom I am going to tell you about Yellowbird Foodshed. If you do not already know, we are a FOOD COMPANY that is DELIVERING FOOD...at this point do the details matter?
What I'm Listening To As I Type This... Electronic Music for Studying Concentration | Chill Out Electronic Study Music Instrumental Mix |
No Title Necessary...
To Watch The Funniest People In The World Making Each Other Laugh...Is There Anything Better?
Farting Preacher 5...I've watched them all and this one has the best scriptural content...there will be an alter call at the end.
Quarantine Game - Azul - Stained Glass of Sintra
Quick Laugh
Demetri Martin encore...
Do you need food? Order by Sunday at midnight and you will get it next week.
You can get it 2 ways...
1. Home Delivery (If you live within our delivery routes in Central and Northwest Ohio). We will bring your order and put it in YOUR cooler on your porch each week.
2. Community Pickup (This is where you choose one of our partner locations that is located close to where you live or work and swing in and grab your food each week) START HERE