What is a parsnip?
It might be easiest to compare it to its cousin, the carrot.
Carrots:
1. orange root vegetable
2. nice in a cake
3. modest in a soup
4. wears headphones on public transport
5. plays the flute
Parsnips:
1. root vegetable of indeterminate color
2. causes cakes to explode
3. showy and gauche in a soup
4. plays music out loud on public transport
5. plays bass guitar
Parsnips can play well with others in soups, stir fries, roasted dishes--just don't put them in a carrot cake!